Leno Jokes About J.Lo And Ben’s Sex Game

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday, “According to the tabloids this week, Jennifer Lopez and her boyfriend Ben Affleck, play a little sex game. They have this sex game they play. She pretends to be the maid cleaning up the house, and he pretends to be a college student. You ever notice it’s never the other way around? Hey, you want to make it a real fantasy — have the guy pretend to clean up the house, okay? See, that never happens. That’s too much of a fantasy. People can’t project that much in the future.”

Jennifer Lopez’s Simple Black Dress Was A Pal’s

September 19, 2002 – Globe magazine reports the simple black off the rack dress Jennifer Lopez wore to the MTV Video Music Awards wasn’t the diva’s original choice of attire. It seems J.Lo’s $9,000 beaded gown was late arriving, so she had to ask a friend who was also going to the event to switch dresses. The pal arrived later in the pricey gown, and as thanks, Lopez let the friend keep the dress.

Jennifer Lopez Isn’t Pregnant

September 18, 2002 – The New York Daily News reports Jennifer Lopez is – yet again – not pregnant, according to her spokesperson. Neither is J.Lo making wedding plans with Ben Affleck, at least this week.

Kevin Smith’s ‘Jersey Girl’ Diary

September 17, 2002 – Kevin Smith’s ‘Jersey Girl’ diary has the film’s director calling it “hands-down, the best movie we’ve ever made.” As for the two stars Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, he says, “If you’re ever shooting a movie about two people falling in love, I can’t urge you strongly enough to cast a pair of people who are actually falling in love. The chemistry between Ben and Jen is so palpable, you could almost bottle it and sell it as an aphrodisiac. Take after take, we watched Ben and Jen (who we couldn’t have cast as love-at-first-sighters at a better time in their lives) flirt through a rapid-fire-dialogue dance of movie meet-cute. But this wasn’t just art imitating life; somehow in the midst of all that smolder, they managed to provide us with a pair of performances that reminded this little black duck why he’s always worshipped at the Altar of Affleck, and is now currently constructing a Lopez Basilica as we speak. Honestly, the performances they gave were nothing short of spellbinding.” The rest of the story at asitecalledfred.com has since been removed.

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