Lisa Marie Presley Consummated Michael Jackson Marriage

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Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Oh, did you see ‘Oprah’? I noticed on ‘Oprah’ the other day, Lisa Marie Presley admitted she did consummate her marriage with Michael Jackson. Yeah. Okay, she had to put on the cub scout uniform. … And yesterday, Jamie Masada, the owner of a Los Angeles comedy club, testified at the Michael Jackson trial. The courtroom was packed, packed, with stand-up comedians. Hundreds of comics came from all over the country. Well, sure. They’ve never seen a comedy club owner swear to tell the truth before. … And Michael Jackson claimed yesterday that he was a target of a conspiracy, so apparently, these children were tricking him into bed. That was the thing.”

Jackson Jury Will Hear Former Accusers’ Allegations

March 31, 2005 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, “Yesterday, the judge in the Michael Jackson case ruled that the jury can hear allegations against Michael from his former accusers. Yeah, which is good news for those of you who want to see what the cast of ‘The Goonies’ looks like now. Because they’re all going to be coming in. … Yesterday, Michael Jackson said people are attacking him because he’s black. [Laughter] Or was. And then he compared himself to Nelson Mandela. Yeah. After hearing this, Mandela called him and said, ‘Don’t make me put my foot up your ass’.”

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3 thoughts on “Lisa Marie Presley Consummated Michael Jackson Marriage

  1. Toni says:

    Jay Leno is a poor excuse for a human being. Michael was a great human being. The wrong person died.

  2. Cynthia says:

    I think he’s paying now.

  3. Keke says:

    He’ll pay when his ass is in hell with Conrad, Lisa, Oprah & Bashir.

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