Man, 33, Claims He Has Not Seen Britney Spears’ Vagina
According to the satirical web site The Borowitz Report, a Columbus, Ohio man held a press conference on Monday to announce that he has yet to see Britney Spears’ vagina, in spite of the nearly ubiquitous images of it readily available on the Internet. “I have not seen Britney Spears’ vagina,” Mr. Klujian said to a skeptical press corps. “I have been really busy with work and I haven’t gotten around to it.”
The comedy report at borowitzreport.com has since been removed.
