Michael Jackson Flu Diagnosis

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, “Well, he’s fine now, but earlier today Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital with a case of the flu. [Audience aws] Yeah, they could tell he was ill because he was looking pale even for Michael Jackson.”

New From Whitman’s Chocolate

February 13, 2005 – David Letterman joked during his Late Show monologue on Friday night, “You know Whitman’s Chocolate? They’ve come out with a special commemorative Michael Jackson candy. It’s lovely, it’s delicious – it’s white chocolate with a nut inside.”

Corey Feldman Gets A Call Back

February 13, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “That’s the big story today. Former child star Corey Feldman has been subpoenaed to testify in the Michael Jackson case. I think this is the first call back Corey has had since the movie ‘Goonies’.”

Culkin And Tucker To Testify For Jackson

February 13, 2005 – Tina Fey joked during last night’s ‘Weekend Update’ on ‘Saturday Night Live’: “Sources say Macaulay Culkin and Chris Tucker are willing to testify that Michael Jackson never molested them during their many childhood sleepovers at Neverland Ranch. In a related story, I’m going to testify in the Robert Blake trial, because that guy never tried to murder me. Never murdered me once.”

Actors Hired To Re-Enact Jackson Trial

February 12, 2005 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “The E! Channel is hiring an actor to play the role of Michael Jackson in their re-enactment of the trial. They’ve also hired Tito to play Tito.”

Something Comes Between Jackson & Corey Feldman

February 12, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “And former child star Corey Feldman is giving an interview on ’20/20′ – it airs tomorrow night – and he’s very critical of Michael Jackson. He claims they were very close when he was younger, but something came between him and Michael. I think it was called ‘puberty.'”

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