More Men Come To Bat For Michael Jackson

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Let’s see what’s happening in the trial. Oh, today on the witness stand, Macaulay Culkin testified that Michael Jackson never molested him. And people were shocked, especially Michael. He said, ‘Are you sure?’ … Michael’s lawyers, his defense lawyers plan to put three more men on the stand who also say that as a boy, they slept in the same bed with Michael and nothing ever happened. The three boys are Tito, Jermaine, and Jackie. … Listen to this. According to The National Enquirer — and they’re pretty good on these things. The National Enquirer says Michael Jackson has secretly sold the Neverland Ranch for $35 million. The scary part, you know who bought it? The Boston archdiocese.”

Jackson Forced To Sell Neverland

May 1, 2005 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday night, “Tough times for Michael Jackson. It was reported — just been reported that Michael Jackson is in so much debt, he was recently forced to sell his Neverland Ranch for $35 million. He had to sell it. Yeah. And not only that, it’s gonna cost another $35 million to get rid of that ‘new boy’ smell.”

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2 thoughts on “More Men Come To Bat For Michael Jackson

  1. Kara says:

    ….and how do you feel now Jay Leno?

    I never found you funny anyway…I’m surprised you are still on the air….

  2. Toni says:

    Who? Michael Jackson will be remembered and loved way past Jay Leno’s use-by date. One is a legend and the other a cheap excuse for a TV personality with a name that rhymes with gay dummy!

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