Paris Hilton Gets Her Ass Kicked

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “What a crowd. You sound like Nicole Richie when she heard Paris Hilton got her ass kicked. Did you hear about that? … Oh, I love this story! Paris Hilton reported to police the other night someone punched her in the face in a nightclub. Yeah. Well how many would like to see that video on the internet? … Police are now looking for the suspect because they want to give them a medal.”

Ex Miss USA Decks Paris Hilton

October 6, 2006 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “I gotta mention this — the other night, a former Miss USA was angry because Paris Hilton stole her husband, so she punched Paris in the face. [Cheers and applause] Yeah. It wasn’t a total shock because during the Miss USA pageant, she listed her talent as ‘Skank punching’.”

Paris Hilton Shopping At Sielian’s Vintage Apparel

October 6, 2006 – Paris was videotaped hitting her new favorite boutique Sielian’s Vintage Apparel on Melrose Ave on Wednesday (October 4), buying a dozen vintage frocks. After making the purchases, Paris said her assistant would come by later to pick up her purchases. Footage at has since been removed.

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