The Dukes Crash The Big Screen, And The Result’s A Wreck

Jack Mathews of The New York Daily News reviewed Jessica Simpson’s big-screen debut ‘The Dukes Of Hazzard’, giving the film only 1 1/2 stars. Mathews writes, “If the pop singer’s wardrobe is meant as a distraction from her performance, it only works for a little while. Simpson is about as comfortable in front of the camera as a rabbit about to meet its fate in front of a speeding car.”

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8 thoughts on “The Dukes Crash The Big Screen, And The Result’s A Wreck

  1. EveryoneSucks says:

    true. you could just tell from the previews that she just can’t act.

  2. Michelle13105 says:

    Maybe they should’ve put the rabbit in front of the camera.

  3. redar says:

    It’s getting alot of bad reviews. But you can tell from the trailors that it’s bad. They said if you go to it expecting to see alot of Jessica your going to be disappointed because she’s barely in the movie. They said they just inject her almost naked body to wiggle her butt every so often and that’s pretty much it. Rolling Stone magazine wouldn’t even give it any stars. It’s still expected to come in at #1 though with about 25 to 30 million.

  4. popfan_23 says:

    Oh please, she’s very comfortable in front of the camera, she’s been in front of a camera for the last 6 years, that’s just someone trying to trash her, but it’s ok, cause the original Dukes characters approved her acting, and that’s an important approval in my book

    It just seems to me that…’, ‘people are looking for too much from this movie, it just seems to me that it’s supposed to be a fun summer movie that is just that, fun. It’s not supposed to be a cinematic revolution, I mean just look at what the tv show was like.

  5. PandaBear2003 says:

    You’re a drone who insists on defending Jessica. Give it up those who actually HAVE a brain no she’s a no talent, drug addicted, cheating slut who’s about to get divorced. Since Cindy Adams says so and she’s NEVER wrong

  6. popfan_23 says:

    Get over yourself, goodbye :)’, ‘Lmao and your reasoning for her getting a divorce is hilarious, and darling according to you she divorced a year ago, remember? :) Build a bridge, and throw yourself off of it

  7. estephania says:

    Jessica is a flake. I can’t stand her and hope this movie flops so she’s just go away! Why do you defend her so strongly?

  8. jazzprofounder says:

    Does anybody really expect this film to be good? The trailors look bad, the acting looks bad, and the Daisy Duke hype is just ridiculous considering that Jessica is barely in the movie, and I don’t know how her dressing sexy, shaking her butt,and flaunting a country accent is “acting.”

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