The Pope’s Biggest Miracle

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday night, “Vatican’s in the news. The Vatican may canonize Pope John Paul II, ’cause since he’s passed away, people have been praying to him and he’s already been credited with three miracles. That’s right, yeah. Yeah, so far, the Pope’s biggest miracle is keeping Sanjaya from being voted off ‘American Idol’.”