‘Newlyweds’ Panned Over “Clueless” Jessica Simpson

David Bianculli of the New York Daily News is blasting ‘Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica’, which premieres tonight on MTV at 10:30 PM ET/PT. Bianculli says while the show is an attempt to show the couple as “just normal folk”, the result “shows, though, is a young woman apparently so clueless, she acts like a contestant on one of those “Saturday Night Live” satires of ‘Celebrity Jeopardy’.”

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7 thoughts on “‘Newlyweds’ Panned Over “Clueless” Jessica Simpson

  1. ReasoningXisxBliss says:

    I’ve always seen David Bianculli to be an a-hole, so those words mean absolutely zilch to me. O.O

  2. crazystuff129 says:

    Jessica Simpson is awesome! she’s like one of those who can Sing!(so can Nick) and from what I saw…Newly Weds seem to be very interesting..and yeah She is young…but I don’t think she is Clueless

  3. Stallion says:

    Jessica Simpson is hot. I think people should watch the show before they judge it.

  4. RedBeast says:

    I find her “clueless” hilarious. this show isn’t about good acting or dramatic scenes, it’s a fu**in reality show, period. it’s suppose to be stupid and what not, it’s a normal life. we all act stupid. anyways, I think Jessica Simpson is hilarious when she doesn’t try to be, you know? I’m so looking forward to seeing the show tonight.

  5. PandaBear2003 says:

    Jessica is so clueless it’s beyond hysterical it’s totally pathetic. I don’t care if she is a spoiled selfish brat, living in the United States there are certain things a person should know and Jessica doesn’t know any of them. That is an air head, (I’d call her a dumb blonde but we’ve all seen she’s not a true blonde, must be too much hair dye destroying what few brain cells she has.) Chicken By the Sea? It’s called Chicken Of the Sea and she had the can in her hand so she can’t read and it states tuna on the label. This shows she’s clueless. She doesn’t need anyone to make her look like a fool, she’s doing a bang up job of it on her own. Of course she isn’t trying to be funny. If you’re clueless you say and do stupid things and then need to ask if they were stupid. I don’t need to watch the show, I’ve seen enough of the promos to know she’s a stupid, clueless moron, and Nick’s got the patience of a saint to keep from slugging her every now and then for being such a boob. I never thought anyone could be as stupid as Jessica naturally is. And like you said it’s reality TV so that means she’s naturally a moron.

  6. Xtina-Dirrty says:

    Did you guys catch her performance at today’s TRL?! She sounded so good! Damn, I like her now!

  7. shadybaby says:

    Man I cannot stand Jessica Simpson,that b**** can’t sing she should just quit the music business once and for all so I can actually have real music on the air,and she’s showing off her engagement ring like it’s so great.My mom has a bigger wedding ring than that ok,i think she’s still a virgin cause her husbands d*** is so small her can’t even stick it in her p*****,f*** her and I hope her marriage fails!

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