Top 5 Reasons Paula Abdul Drink Too Much

visited ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ on Monday (April 10), and provided her “five really important reasons why I drink too much.” The ‘American Idol’ judge said, “Number five, I have to go hunting with Dick Cheney next weekend. Number four, well, heck, let’s face it, last time I won a a Grammy, Bill and Hillary were still sleeping together. Number three, I’m too damn short. Jay, number two, ‘dem cocktails is nice. The number one reason why I drink too much, you ready? Simon just proposed.” She then clarified, “Well, now, you do know everything I just said is not true. I mean, obviously, I’m kidding, and that’s how I deal with things when I hear crazy rumors that usually start with late night talk shows.”

Writing Autobiography

April 6, 2006 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “ told Rolling Stone magazine she’s about halfway through writing her autobiography. In fact, we have an advanced copy here. It’s called ‘I have no idea what I said, either.'”

‘Lucky Number Slevin’

April 1, 2006 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “Another big movie opening up this week called ‘Lucky Number Slevin’. Yeah. Sounds like something Paula Abdul would say on ‘American Idol’. ‘I like number slevin’.”

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