Triumph Cracks Jokes About Christina, Celine, J.Lo & Madonna

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night and talked about several celebrities. Triumph joked, “My mama, my mama is an Afghan who looks exactly like Celine Dion… And my sister is — my sister is not musical, but she smells like Christina Aguilera.”

Talking about his new album, Triumph also joked about Jennifer Lopez. “Well, I called some real musicians. I called J.Lo, and she backed out. And if you’ve ever seen J.Lo back out, you know it is not pretty.”

One singer he said he doesn’t sing about is Madonna. The dog puppet joked, “I go after everyone in the business. Yeah, except Madonna… She’s the one celebrity in show business who may actually have sex with a dog.”

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4 thoughts on “Triumph Cracks Jokes About Christina, Celine, J.Lo & Madonna

  1. perfectly-imperfect says:

    lol, I love Triumph, he’s funny. And I guess Christina still smells like rotten eggs and pickles, just like she did when she was younger. (which is why her whole school made fun of her) No wonder she’s such a loner, who would want to hang around such a musty woman?

  2. Janaya says:

    When a girl smells like that ALL the time, she usually has a problem “down there”. Christina would do a dog, if she had the chance.

  3. Homertime says:

    Who says Christina hasn’t?

  4. YogiBear says:

    ha ha X-Tina should know about doggy style!

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