UN Worries About Britney’s Time Off & Ecological Impact

Satire writer Andy Borowitz “reports” the delegates to the United Nations’ World Summit on Sustainable Development were warned today that pop diva Britney Spears’ decision to take a year off from music poses a dire threat to the world’s ecology. They worry she’ll use her time off to “create amateurish poetry and paintings which were then collected in overpriced, oversized books at an incalculable cost to the world’s rainforests.”

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