What’s The Difference Between Eminem & Justin Timberlake?

Contributed by elgato:

What’s the difference between Eminem and Justin Timberlake? Nothing. They might as well be twins, probably are. Here’s some examples of why they are one in the same: Both claim to like black women, but they haven’t dated any publicly. Both are overexposed. Eminem’s 8-Mile trailer has been in theaters since early summer. Justin’s been promoting Justified since this year’s Grammys back in February. Both have forgotten their age. Eminem is 30 years old, yet he spends his time picking on teenagers. Justin foolishly calls himself a man, but he has the body of a teenager. Read on for more.

What’s the difference between Eminem and Justin Timberlake? Nothin.’

By elgato

Both are doing black music. Well, Justin’s trying but we know he’s a poser.
Both have blue eyes. They love to show them off in their close-ups as if to say “Look at me. I’m pure white, and urban radio stations pick up my songs.”

Both have a long nose, which comes from all the lying they do to keep up with their images.

Both use women to promote their albums. Eminem’s favorite topic is Christina, while Justin mentions Britney every chance he gets.

Both claim to like black women, but they haven’t dated any publicly.
In both of their current videos, they have a little close-up session where they speak to the camera (funny, yet embarrassing).

Both claim their being white doesn’t matter, yet their the ones to always bring it up (Eminem mentions being white in every song). Justin always mentions color when talking about girls.

Both are two-faced. They’ll say one thing to one audience (white audience) and another thing to their other audience (black audience).

Both want to have their cake and eat it too. Justin wants to be R&B and pop. Eminem wants to act and rap.

Both have manufactured split personalities. Eminem is Slim Shady. Justin is, well… JT?

Both are overexposed. Eminem’s 8-Mile trailer has been in theaters since early summer. Justin’s been promoting Justified since this year’s Grammys back in February.

Both do what they do for money. Eminem will say anything to sell records. Justin admitted he can’t wait for his check at the end of the year.

Both are selfish. Justin wouldn’t give JC a bar on Gone. When Eminem comes to TRL, he has to have a full special or must be the only guest.

Both are greedy. Eminem said he knew his video at this year’s VMAs wasn’t the best rap video, yet he still took the award. Justin always says at the VMAs how someone got robbed whenever Nsync wins, yet he still accepts the award.

Both use their fellow artists to promote albums. Eminem seems to only have beef with people when he’s got an album about to drop. Justin mentions every artist’s name to let their fans know he’s got an album coming out.

Both play it safe, too safe. Eminem has picked on everyone from Moby to Disney Mouseketeers. Justin claims to work with hip hop artists, yet his resume only shows works with Nelly and Bubba Sparxx (that’s not hip hop; add DMX, then we’ll talk).

Both have forgotten their age. Eminem is 30 years old, yet he spends his time pickin’ on teenagers. Justin foolishly calls himself a man, but he has the body of a teenager.

Both are embarrassing. Eminem had a fist-fight with a hand puppet at this year’s VMAs. Justin was caught red-handed stealing Usher’s moves at the VMAs when Usher out-shined him by pulling off the better dance routine, while Justin later displayed Usher’s leftovers.

Both are overrated. Nas and Face are much better rappers than Eminem and Maxwell, Mary J. Blige, Thicke, Remy Shand, D’Angelo and everyone else who does R&B crush Justin without trying. Yet Eminem is the best rapper and Justin’s an R&B artist?