Avril Lavigne Visits TRL
Avril Lavigne stopped by MTV’s Total Request Live on Monday to promote her new DVD. Lavigne talked about recording her new album saying it’s been “going good” and later handed out tickets to the theater premiere of her DVD to fans outside. Read on for a transcript.
Damien: This is Avril Lavigne, everybody.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Damien: How are you? It’s good to see you. It’s been a while since you’ve visited us — graced us with your presence here at “TRL.”
Avril: Yeah, it’s been a while.
Damien: Where have you been?
Avril: I’ve been hanging out in L.A., Making — working on the next record.
Damien: How’s that going for you, good?
Avril: It’s going good, yeah. Doing a lot of writing. I’ve been really excited because I’ve been driving around and learning the city, and it’s cool.
Damien: Thanks. Okay. We’ll be talking more with you after we take this quick break, though
Damien: High, guys. Welcome back to “TRL.” As you can see, if you’re just tuning in, you might be going, what the hell is going on here? You got tenacious D. Outside trap Monday that little box out there. Of course, they’re singing. Just rockin’ right there. Jack black and kyle out there. We’re with Avril Lavigne. We got it talk about this new D.V.D. It comes out tomorrow. What can we expect to see if on the DVD?
Avril: The DVD consists of back-stage footage, concert footage shot in Buffalo, and a bunch of photos. But the best part is the back-stage footage. It’s just —
Damien: Crazy stuff?
Avril: Me being an idiot the whole time and just acting stupid and —
Damien: Anything embarrassing going on behind there?
Avril: Yeah, I got locked in a bathroom in the plane.
Damien: You did?
Avril: Yeah.
Damien: For how long? Is this until your DVD goes platinum?
[ Laughter ]
Avril: Yeah, right. That’s kind of funny. I got locked not bathroom and I’m like pound on the door and they’re trying to open it. I don’t know. Just — there’s a some funny stuff and a lot of immature stuff.
Damien: The screenings of your DVD in theaters across America tonight. Are you nervous about how it’s going to be received?
Avril: I guess I never think about things as they’re happening. But it’s pretty cool it’s going to be in theaters. I’m not nervous you I think people will think it’s funny. It’s just normal stuff.
Damien: You’re having a good time.
Avril: Yeah.
Damien: You’re going to be heading outside. You’re going to give something out to all your fans downstairs. Right?
Avril: Yes tickets for tonight’s premiere.
Damien: Very exciting. We’ll do that in just a bit.
I didn’t even know Avril was still around.
^^She’s an artist who’s in the spotlight when she has news. Not a media-ho celebrity who shakes it non-stop for the cameras.
but maybe artists need press so that they can succeed and their still on peoples minds.
She’s still living? I guess people got over that weak tie over wife-beater shirt phase. I won’t buy this DVD…her show sucks! She doesn’t really put on a show. And her band looks gay!
THE REAL INTERVIEW:::::UNCUT Damien: This is Avril Lavigne, everybody. [ Cheers and applause,from the sound machine ] Damien: How are you? It’s good to see you. It’s been a while since you’ve graced us with your presence here at “TRL.” Avril: Yeah, it’s been a while. Damien: Where have you been? Avril: I’ve been hanging out in L.A., sucking *****, waiting for my producers to write my new songs. Damien: How’s that going for you, good? Avril: It’s going good, yeah. I mean I have nothing to do with the album but I am sure it will have lots of cool wacky Canadian skater girl sh**. I’ve been really excited because I’ve been driving around the city and picking up male prostitutes, I got a weird rash on my um…. but f**k it, it’s cool. Damien: Thanks. Okay. We’ll be talking more with you after we take this quick break where our sponsors will attempt to sell retarded teenagers overpriced products with commercial featuring gorgeous 20 year old models who are just like them!! Damien: High, guys. Welcome back to “TRL.” As you can see, if you’re just tuning in, you might be going, what the hell is going on here? You got tenacious D. Outside *****ting on the street outside. Of course, they’re *****ting. Just a little bit of that crazy Jack black and kyle humor. We’re with Avril Lavigne. We got to talk about this new D.V.D. It comes out tomorrow. What can we expect to see if on the DVD? Avril: The DVD consists of back-stage footage, concert footage shot in buffalo, and a bunch of photos. Nothing special just me being molested by the guys in my band and a gang bang with some record company execs.But the best part is the back-stage footage of our 400 pound Samoan security guard eating me out. It’s just hot.. Damien: Crazy stuff? Guess I’ll hold off on buying the new “Girl gone Wild” Avril: Me being an idiot the whole time and just sucking and f**king, wow that was a great tour. Oh and I also did some lip sync…um singing. Damien: Anything embarrassing going on behind there? Avril: Yeah, I got locked in a bathroom in the plane. Damien: You did? Avril: Yeah. I had a breakdown when I found out my coke dealer had sold me baking powder instead of the real thing, that bastard. Damien: How long have you known the guy. I mean if you want good stuff just ask Kurt Loder. The guy is walking crack pipe. Avril: Thanks, I love MTV, man! Damien: And we love you too!
What the hell is wrong with you. If your a hate will you suck at that you frog that she sleeping with the band and I am her #1 fan so yeah man. You suck
ooh that’s cool that they’re showing concert footage from Buffalo…that’s where I’m from :) and they day after that is when she came to my school for the free concert