‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ joked about the news Justin Bieber signed on to be a spokesperson for ProActiv. “I’ve never seen a pimple on Justin Bieber’s perfect face,” Kimmel said. “Maybe it’s hidden under his hair helmet, I don’t know.” They then did a little alteration of the teen’s voice doing the advertisement.
The comedy clip at YouTube has since been removed.
Jay Leno took a few jabs at Lindsay Lohan during his ‘Tonight Show’ monologue on Wednesday night (May 26). The late night host joked:
More bad news from Hollywood. Lindsay Lohan chewed through her ankle bracelet and ran into a liquor store.
This is a big story here. Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s attorney is concerned the alcohol monitoring thing on her ankle could ruin the filming of her upcoming movie where she plays Linda Lovelace. I guess Lindsay’s concerned that since she’s playing a porn star, she’s worried that the ankle bracelet will keep getting caught in her earring. That’s always a problem.
That prompted an unamused response from the 23-year-old, who told her Twitter followers (@lindsaylohan) the next day:
A beautiful story about a woman subjected to a life that she didn’t ask for & her trials & tribulations she went through to stay strong*X LL
Jay Leno’s joke last night wasn’t very funny about Linda Lovelace and I’ve known him since I was 13 yrs old…. Hmmm
The monologue at NBC.com has since been removed.
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ featured a commercial for “The BeScrambler”, a version of the BeDazzler for people required to wear a SCRAM anklet as part of an alcohol monitoring program. The parody was in reaction to Lindsay Lohan being required to wear the device after missing a court hearing last week.
The comedy bit at the ABC show’s YouTube channel has since been removed.
The 23-year-old suggested a similar albeit more upscale idea yesterday to her Twitter followers (@lindsaylohan). LiLo writes:
Can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that I can at least wear a chic dress?! maybe!? x
Katy Perry and Sky Ferreira exchanged playful barbs on their respective Twitter accounts on Saturday (April 10). The bathroom humor Tweets:
Katy: @skyferreira did u just say “can’t wait to see all of my ex boyfriends play @coachella?” #urasl*t
Sky: @katyperry is totally making this place smell like fart. Every where we fu**ing stand! Not cool.
Katy: @skyferreira Sick! u smelt it u dealt it. Every1 knows that rule. Plus ur the 1 just barely gettin outta diapers, maybe it’s just leftovers.
Sad that the finale of ‘Jersey Shore’ aired the other night? To hold fans over until next season, ‘The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson’ is presenting ‘Jersey Shore: The Movie’, starring Craig Ferguson, Mila Kunis, Nick Lachey and Tom Lennon. “I got one rule, never fall in love at the Jersey shore,” the former 98 Degrees singer says in the trailer, playing the role of Ronnie. “Unless it’s with someone you really wanna rock, like an Italian. Or a Camaro.”
The video at CBS.com has since been removed.
December 14, 2009 - Nick Lachey was all smiles as he arrived at Los Angeles International Airport on Friday (December 11). Check out pictures from Zimbio.
The singer is lined up to host NBC’s ‘The Sing Off’, which premieres tonight. As for chances we’ll see a 98 Degrees reunion, Lachey says, “I think there’s always a chance of that. We’ve always kept that door wide open.”
Jeremy William Smith of Days Difference told some jokes on the band’s YouTube channel. Find out where dart players go to shop and why the seasoning got thrown in prison below (note: the video has since been removed).
Kevin Jonas got married last Saturday, which means the Jonas Brothers member just got laid. TMZ reported on Kevin and his new bride enjoying their honeymoon in Mexico, joking about his ’70s shorts and how his brothers Nick and Joe might have called him up to ask him what the sexual experience was like. The video report from TMZ at MySpace has since been removed.
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ featured a spoof commercial promoting a “Kevin Jonas Virginity Countdown” special on ABC during his monologue the other night. “Say goodbye to Kevin Jonas for awhile,” Kimmel joked. “He could wind up quiting music to devote his attention full time to having sex. I bet on Monday, his brothers are gonna have a lot of questions.”
The comedy clip at YouTube has since been removed.
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ joked about plans for a Kevin Jonas bachelor party as the clean-living Jonas Brothers member prepares to walk the aisle with Danielle Deleasa, suggesting Chuck E. Cheese would be the ideal location.
The comedy clip via the ABC show’s Hulu channel has since been removed.
Demi Lovato checked in with fans on her Twitter (@ddlovato) on Saturday while on tour, offering some Chuck Norris facts. The 16-year-old writes:
Layin’ down some sick beets!! You know how we do…..
There’s no use in crying over spilt milk. Unless it’s Chuck Norris’ milk.. because then you’re gonna die.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris is the only man who has literally beaten the odds. With his fists.
Drew Ryan Scott of Varsity Fanclub and Sean Alexander of Avenue 52 teamed up to record a parody of the Jonas Brothers single ‘Paranoid’. Video of the pair performing ‘Hemorrhoid’ has since been removed at MySpace.
