Soccer Star’s Wife Blasts Posh

The Daily Star reports Jordana Jardel, the girlfriend of Manchester United’s newest recruit, Cristiano Ronaldo, has branded former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham as “anorexic looking,” and also labelled her talentless. “She is not so attractive, at least to Portugese or Brazilian men. I don’t think you should sing if you have no talent for singing,” said Jardel.

Victoria Beckham’s Pricey Skin Cream A Hit In Japan

The Sunday Mirror reports former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham is appearing on billboards in Japan advertising her cream, Victoria’s Style, priced at a massive $280 a jar. She gushes on the posters, “Victoria’s Style will make you feel like you received an aesthetic treatment and keep it feeling that way. I believe Victoria’s Style will give you the skin you desire, and you’ll see the glamorous effects very quickly. I hope women in Japan will try Victoria’s Style and be truly gorgeous.” Even her hubby David is a fan and user of the cream. “I put cream on my face. I do like to look after myself,” he admits.

Posh And Becks Load Up On Designer Undies

Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham and hubby David have splashed out $3,000 on more than 200 pairs of designer underwear from the Dolce & Gabbana store in Italy, according to the Daily Mail. “The stock is all from the new collection and is fabulous,” an assistant at the Dolce & Gabbana store in Milan revealed. “Everyone knows David and Victoria like to wear Dolce & Gabbana, and they often come here to do their shopping - Victoria was here just a few months ago. I remember the story about David liking to wear Victoria’s underwear. I don’t know if that’s what the new lot is for - but each to their own.”