Jessica Simpson Shines, Britney Spears Sours At Jingle Ball
Darryl Morden of the Hollywood Reporter reviewed the KIIS FM Jingle Ball concert the other night, praising Jessica Simpson while sneering at the performance of the show’s headliner, Britney Spears.
Morden writes, “Spears’ three-song closing set was completely anticlimactic — cold, detached and perfunctory. And although she wore a headset mic, it didn’t even appear as if she was singing most of the time, her voice bolstered by multitracks in the background as she ran through the same old synchro-choreography and Sodom & Gomorrah writhing from past years with her coed troupe of dancers.”
As for Simpson, he remarked, “Who’d have thought the most artistry would come from Jessica Simpson? The maybe-Gracie Allen of the 21st century, with faux Farrah Fawcett ’70s hair, turned in an acoustic set accompanied by just two guitar players and a percussionist, her vocals reined for some actual subtlety.”
That’s no surprise since Britney can’t sing for sh*t! Jessica may be a ditz but at least she has some sort of talent….something Britney will never have!
“……It didn’t even appear as if she was singing most of the time…..” Does it ever?
LMAO another awful performance. three years ago she was doing the exact same thing and getting praised for it. people are obviously seeing through her crap now. its gotten so old and tired and predictable. every single performance she’s done this year has been ripped to shreds by reviewers. the girls going down.
GO JESS!!! HA HA on Britney….. It’s sad when you’re trashed for EVERYTHING you do and it’s your personal life keeping you afloat! I don’t know about anyone else, but I’d want my PROFESSIONAL life to shine in those situations!
WELL LIP SYNCING AND DANCING ARE VERY OLD NOW. ESPECIALLY CHOREOGRAPHED DANCING. SHE’S GOING DOWN THE DRAIN!
I can see Britney’s career turning like Jessica’s and even worse. I can predict… *closes eyes for 30 seconds* Britney in a Louisiana carnival selling DNL’s?
This is so sad! Yeah… I love you Britney but this time… okay, okay…. but yeah! Jess sings like a 13-years-old-girl… =P maybe Beyonce shines, or Thalia.
That’s too bad. Hopefully she’ll learn from her mistakes and do better next time.
Why even bother wearing a mike.Who the hell is she trying to fool,and when she goes on the I am a lip-syncing untalented whore tour.all the reviews are going to say the same thing SHE SUCKED.
YOU MAY THINK BRITNEY CAN’T SING, BUT WHO’S MORE FAMOUS…HER, OR JESSICA?
At least Britney i more famous and she has proven a lot of times in her legendary career that she can sing very well. QQ to all jessica fans.