Leno Full Of Britney Material Even Before Shaved Head

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “MSNBC cuts in with breaking news - breaking news about whether Britney Spears has entered rehab or not. Hello? Isn’t there a war going on? Did I miss something? … Do you know about this? In the latest report - the latest report is that Britney Spears checked into rehab and then checked out less than 24 hours later. She’s cured! It’s a miracle. … It’s jiffy rehab. I think it’s the same place Ted Haggard went to cure his gayness. Remember that? ‘Become un-gay in about an hour. Come on down to jiffy rehab.’ Imagine that, in and out of rehab in less than 24 hours. Hey, people sit on JetBlue airplanes for longer than that. … I tell you. I’m glad she caught it early, before she did anything embarrassing. … Anyway, now someone from ‘Access Hollywood’ - I was talking to them. They’re down the hall. I asked them about this. ‘Access Hollywood’ said it’s not true. They said she’s not in rehab. In fact, a spokesman for Britney said, ‘With all of the drinking and partying that Britney is doing, she does not have time for rehab’.”