Punk’d Justin Timberlake Gets Real White All The Sudden
During Chris Rock’s opening monologue of the MTV Video Music Awards on Thursday, he joked, “Punk’d is a show they play a practical jokes on celebrities and tell them that they broke, you know, they find people like, what’s my man, Justin Timberlake or Brittany Murphy and tell them that they’re broke. Now they told Justin he was broke and soon as they told Justin he started crying a river. And when they told Justin Timberlake that he was broke, he got a real white all of a sudden, he’s like, ‘Dude, I’m broke, I don’t know what to do! Mommy, mommy’. And just when he got so desperate that he got on his knees and threatened to lick a man for eight bucks, somebody shows up and says, ‘Man, you’d been Punk’d!’ Then Justin gets all black and says ‘Yeah, you got me, yeah, dog, yeah!’ Yeah, they always Punk people like Justin, all these Mickey Mouse celebrities. You never see them try to Punk any rappers. I want to see them try to punk DMX. ‘Hey, DMX, you’ve been Punk’d’. ‘Oh yeah? You’ve been stabbed’.”
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haha that was so funny. Justin is such a great sport. He later said “yeah that’s right, I’m the punk’d bit.ch” LOL I love him so much! Congrats Justin on all the VMA’s tonight!! You rock!
Chris Rock is annoying. Next time he hosts, I’m gonna count the number of times he says the words “black” and “white.”
Oh, God! Did Justin really win some VMAs?! Crap! Justin sucks ass…when are all the fools gonna realize this? Oh, BTW, that joke is hilarious! I so wish I’d seen that Punk’d episode!
Great to see Justin to get the proper respect for his peers. Funny joke Justin and the other were all good sport about it. Glad show. Love the part when Em and 50 congratulated Justin. I guess the beef between them is over.
Hey Popnicklover did Nick Carter win any..wait a minute I just remember that his album flop. L.OL L.O.L L.M.A.O. Poor Nick Carter that boy career was over before it even started. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Elgato is crying a river about it.
That was funny as hell. Justin stood up and clapped for him when he was done. Justin such a good sport about everything. Justin was expecting to be made fun of by Chris. Congrats Justin on winning Best Pop Video, Best Dance video and Best Male Video. He deserves every single on of them. And congrats on being one of the 3 biggest winners of the night. Way to go J.
I really doubt Justin sucks if he won3 VMA’s, one of the biggest winners of the night, he beat a living legend (Johnny Cash). MTV and a lot of other artists in the business have respect for him and see his talent. That’s what matters most to him the respect and his fans is what matters. Not the non-sayers. He deserves all of his 3 awards
…And his second album will sell even better. BTW, it wasn’t Nick’s fault that his album didn’t sell like Justin’s. It’s JIVE’s fault because they didn’t promote it well enough.
And Nsync wasn’t mentioned at all! Justin’s abandoned them. deal with it. JC Chasez is a joke.
Yeah not a fan of Justin but I think he deserved the best male video because CMAR was a very creepy video. I mean you got give it up to him that he had the guts to do that video. I didn’t think he deserved best Dance though because Rock Your Body sucks a*s.
If Nick’s album did so great, then how come he wasn’t up for even ONE award tonight? And Justin won THREE. Hmm…that should tell you something right there!