Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Tuesday night, “Sheryl Crow was at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner. I guess she was there to raise awareness about global warming. She has an interesting plan. Sheryl Crow is encouraging people to only use one square of toilet paper when they go to the bathroom. So in other words, don’t ever shake Sheryl Crow’s hand. … This explains why Lance Armstrong never let her sit on his bicycle seat.”

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “And Sheryl Crow is here tonight. She’s not on this show. She’s over by the restrooms making sure you just use one sheet of toilet paper. … I’m sure you’ve heard this story by now. Sheryl Crow wants us to use less toilet paper to help the environment. In fact, today, gas stations around the country now claim the reason there’s no paper in the rest room - they’re going green. … Actually, I got to confess, earlier today, I used two squares of toilet paper. But afterwards, I planted a a tree. I do that now, okay?”

‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ featured the new “Sheryl Crow” video ‘One Square’, a spoof about the singer’s recent joking blog suggesting people use only one square of toilet paper when using the restroom. Video at YouTube has since been removed.

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “You know what’s going on with Sheryl Crow? She has suggested that to help the environment, only one square of toilet paper should be used for each trip to the bathroom. Oh, that’ll work out well. Did you ever see the size of the people coming out of that Hometown Buffet? I’m sorry. Okay? They couldn’t wipe their nose with one square. I’m sorry. One square of toilet paper?! Thank you. I’m not going to be shaking hands anymore.”